Rummy, you kooky nut, you!
A little humor is called for during these trying times...even if it's cynical.
Rummy, ya nut!
Actual quotes by our own incomparable Secretary of Defense. My literary license displayed in red. Source: Wikipedia!
Throughout the war on terror as of 2006, Rumsfeld has often been accused of giving rhetorical answers to serious questions.
"We take the world like you find it; and Israel is a small state with a small population. It's a democracy and it exists in a neighborhood that in many -- over a period of time has opined from time to time that they'd prefer it not be there and they'd like it to be put in the sea. And Israel has opined that it would prefer not to get put in the sea, and as a result, over a period of decades, it has arranged itself so it hasn't been put in the sea." …and now they possess the capability to put a bunch of other people in the sea at their discretion. What's so bad about that?
"Our task, your task... is to try to connect the dots before something happens. People say, 'Well, where's the smoking gun?' Well, we don't want to see a smoking gun from a weapon of mass destruction." Unless we're talking about Cheney...then we just laugh.
"Learn to say 'I don't know.' If used when appropriate, it will be often." Like when they asked me what happened to the missing defense budget trillions.
"If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much. …to be ashamed of."
"Beware when any idea is promoted primarily because it is "bold, exciting, innovative, and new." There are many ideas that are "bold, exciting, innovative and new," but also foolish." Like executing a new Pearl Harbor, perpetuating a largely terrorist myth and attempting global control, but to us boys at PNAC; gold, baby!
Cluster bombs are being used on frontline al Qaeda and Taliban troops to try to kill them is why we're using them, to be perfectly blunt." BTW, where is the frontline in these wars, just out of curiosity?
"I'm hopeful that some will surrender. I suspect some won't, and I suspect the result from that will be that the opposition forces will kill them." Even if they happen to be just a family, mom, dad, 4 or 5 kids piled in the backseat, racing home to beat curfew and dad guns it through a checkpoint, ignores orders to stop and gets his head blown off because something snaps inside of his mind before they mercifully relieve him of his brain while simultaneously distorting forever the characters of good men in the soldier(s) who pulled the trigger. You can't beat that with a stick.
"I think we ought to have a new rule: You can ask two questions, and then we can pick the one we want to answer." Better yet, you don’t ask the questions and we just give you all the answers.
"Charlie, the answer to the question "Is he alive or dead" – the answer is yes, he is alive or dead (laughter)." (referring to bin Laden) “Is he good or bad?” Yes, he is good or bad. “Is he real or fictional?” You saw the videotapes! You heard the audios, those don’t lie!
"I mean, let's face it. They weren't exactly baking cookies in those caves." (in a response to why U.S. bombers killed people hiding in caves) We actually think they were involved in clandestine activities related to a hostile crème brulee takeover aimed at the coffee house empire.
"You go to war with the army you have. They’re not the Army you might want or wish to have at a later time." But they’ll do in a pinch, just like the rigged equipment we’re forcing them all to use. A trillion dollars just doesn’t go as far as it used to, yanno?
"Well, Dick, calibrate me, but the first thing I'd say is I don't believe you have the war plan -- (laughter) -- a fact which does not make me unhappy (laughter)." It is I, oh portly comic relief, who commands the evil empire, lest ye forget.
"Sometimes the truth is so precious, it must be accompanied by a bodyguard of lies." from Winston Churchill Everything is done on a need to know basis and you don’t need to know.
"I think what you'll find, I think what you'll find is, whatever it is we do substantively, there will be near-perfect clarity as to what it is. And it will be known, and it will be known to the Congress, and it will be known to you, probably before we decide it, but it will be known." (February 28, 2003) All of you just won’t realize you know what you know until you know it’s too late; you know, thank father Satan.
"Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns - the ones we don't know we don't know." (February 12, 2002) HUH?
"Things will not be necessarily continuous. The fact that they are something other than perfectly continuous ought not to be characterized as a pause. There will be some things that people will see. There will be some things that people won't see. And life goes on." (October 12, 2001) At least that’s what we’re banking on, and so far it’s all going perfectly according to plan.
"Go massive. Sweep it all up. Things related and not." (September 11, 2001) Pin this one on Iraq and make it stick. Use more blood if you have to.
"Oh my goodness gracious, what you can buy off the Internet in terms of overhead photography! A trained ape can know an awful lot of what is going on in this world, just by punching on his mouse for a relatively modest cost!" (June 9, 2001) Dayum…he sounds like one of the ineffectual debaters one comes up against in forums with tomatoes in their name.
"Once in a while, I'm standing here, doing something. And I think, 'What in the world am I doing here?' It's a big surprise." (May 16, 2001) Who would have thought that I would have the power to decide who lives and dies? It’s exhilarating, especially if you torture them before finishing them off. That really gets my adrenaline pumping! It's better than sex!
"If you waited until you could do everything before you did anything, you probably would end up doing nothing." …and that’s why sometimes we come off as looking a little incompetent, but really…we are only human after all. (if you squint in just the right light, you can make out what appear to be repressed horns...strange bumps on his forehead)
Before long, I suspect that those responsible for these acts will encounter British steel. Their kind of steel has an uncommon strength. It does not bend or break." (a response to the 7 July 2005 London bombings) Unlike the WTC towers’ steel and concrete construction which can get pulverized and melted into portable pieces for quick and easy elimination of evidence…err dangerous debris due to raging inferno type fires.
"Stuff happens."
Rummy, ya nut!
Actual quotes by our own incomparable Secretary of Defense. My literary license displayed in red. Source: Wikipedia!
Throughout the war on terror as of 2006, Rumsfeld has often been accused of giving rhetorical answers to serious questions.
"We take the world like you find it; and Israel is a small state with a small population. It's a democracy and it exists in a neighborhood that in many -- over a period of time has opined from time to time that they'd prefer it not be there and they'd like it to be put in the sea. And Israel has opined that it would prefer not to get put in the sea, and as a result, over a period of decades, it has arranged itself so it hasn't been put in the sea." …and now they possess the capability to put a bunch of other people in the sea at their discretion. What's so bad about that?
"Our task, your task... is to try to connect the dots before something happens. People say, 'Well, where's the smoking gun?' Well, we don't want to see a smoking gun from a weapon of mass destruction." Unless we're talking about Cheney...then we just laugh.
"Learn to say 'I don't know.' If used when appropriate, it will be often." Like when they asked me what happened to the missing defense budget trillions.
"If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much. …to be ashamed of."
"Beware when any idea is promoted primarily because it is "bold, exciting, innovative, and new." There are many ideas that are "bold, exciting, innovative and new," but also foolish." Like executing a new Pearl Harbor, perpetuating a largely terrorist myth and attempting global control, but to us boys at PNAC; gold, baby!
Cluster bombs are being used on frontline al Qaeda and Taliban troops to try to kill them is why we're using them, to be perfectly blunt." BTW, where is the frontline in these wars, just out of curiosity?
"I'm hopeful that some will surrender. I suspect some won't, and I suspect the result from that will be that the opposition forces will kill them." Even if they happen to be just a family, mom, dad, 4 or 5 kids piled in the backseat, racing home to beat curfew and dad guns it through a checkpoint, ignores orders to stop and gets his head blown off because something snaps inside of his mind before they mercifully relieve him of his brain while simultaneously distorting forever the characters of good men in the soldier(s) who pulled the trigger. You can't beat that with a stick.
"I think we ought to have a new rule: You can ask two questions, and then we can pick the one we want to answer." Better yet, you don’t ask the questions and we just give you all the answers.
"Charlie, the answer to the question "Is he alive or dead" – the answer is yes, he is alive or dead (laughter)." (referring to bin Laden) “Is he good or bad?” Yes, he is good or bad. “Is he real or fictional?” You saw the videotapes! You heard the audios, those don’t lie!
"I mean, let's face it. They weren't exactly baking cookies in those caves." (in a response to why U.S. bombers killed people hiding in caves) We actually think they were involved in clandestine activities related to a hostile crème brulee takeover aimed at the coffee house empire.
"You go to war with the army you have. They’re not the Army you might want or wish to have at a later time." But they’ll do in a pinch, just like the rigged equipment we’re forcing them all to use. A trillion dollars just doesn’t go as far as it used to, yanno?
"Well, Dick, calibrate me, but the first thing I'd say is I don't believe you have the war plan -- (laughter) -- a fact which does not make me unhappy (laughter)." It is I, oh portly comic relief, who commands the evil empire, lest ye forget.
"Sometimes the truth is so precious, it must be accompanied by a bodyguard of lies." from Winston Churchill Everything is done on a need to know basis and you don’t need to know.
"I think what you'll find, I think what you'll find is, whatever it is we do substantively, there will be near-perfect clarity as to what it is. And it will be known, and it will be known to the Congress, and it will be known to you, probably before we decide it, but it will be known." (February 28, 2003) All of you just won’t realize you know what you know until you know it’s too late; you know, thank father Satan.
"Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns - the ones we don't know we don't know." (February 12, 2002) HUH?
"Things will not be necessarily continuous. The fact that they are something other than perfectly continuous ought not to be characterized as a pause. There will be some things that people will see. There will be some things that people won't see. And life goes on." (October 12, 2001) At least that’s what we’re banking on, and so far it’s all going perfectly according to plan.
"Go massive. Sweep it all up. Things related and not." (September 11, 2001) Pin this one on Iraq and make it stick. Use more blood if you have to.
"Oh my goodness gracious, what you can buy off the Internet in terms of overhead photography! A trained ape can know an awful lot of what is going on in this world, just by punching on his mouse for a relatively modest cost!" (June 9, 2001) Dayum…he sounds like one of the ineffectual debaters one comes up against in forums with tomatoes in their name.
"Once in a while, I'm standing here, doing something. And I think, 'What in the world am I doing here?' It's a big surprise." (May 16, 2001) Who would have thought that I would have the power to decide who lives and dies? It’s exhilarating, especially if you torture them before finishing them off. That really gets my adrenaline pumping! It's better than sex!
"If you waited until you could do everything before you did anything, you probably would end up doing nothing." …and that’s why sometimes we come off as looking a little incompetent, but really…we are only human after all. (if you squint in just the right light, you can make out what appear to be repressed horns...strange bumps on his forehead)
Before long, I suspect that those responsible for these acts will encounter British steel. Their kind of steel has an uncommon strength. It does not bend or break." (a response to the 7 July 2005 London bombings) Unlike the WTC towers’ steel and concrete construction which can get pulverized and melted into portable pieces for quick and easy elimination of evidence…err dangerous debris due to raging inferno type fires.
"Stuff happens."
(April 2003, commenting on the looting, rioting and general mayhem that followed the fall of Baghdad) …and Jesus doesn’t live here.
"...or the people who attacked the United States in New York, shot down the plane over Pennsylvania and attacked the Pentagon" (a possible slip up referring to the September 11, 2001 attacks[28]) Shot down, you know…the passengers shot down the terrorists’ plans to fly that plane into the Capitol Building…those people are the true heroes of the day. Never forget what happened to Flight 93 on 9/11. (Hey, what did happen)
(speaking about disorder in Iraq, April 2003) "It's untidy, and freedom's untidy. Free people are free to make mistakes and commit crimes and do bad things. They're also free to live their lives and do wonderful things." Guardian Unlimited, April 12, 2003 …and they’re free to accept our total control over their own destinies and natural resources and certainly free to lend us their undying gratitude for it.
(speaking about Iraq's weapons of mass destruction) "There's another way to phrase that and that is that the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence. It is basically saying the same thing in a different way. Simply because you do not have evidence that something does exist does not mean that you have evidence that it doesn't exist." I guess that depends on the meaning of exist and absence and it.
During a December 8, 2004, town-hall meeting with U.S. troops at Camp Buehring, Kuwait, Rumsfeld responded to a soldier's comments about inferior military equipment by saying "you go to war with the army you have", a comment some characterized as needlessly cold. Rumsfeld's full answer:
I talked to the General coming out here about the pace at which the vehicles are being armored. They have been brought from all over the world, wherever they're not needed, to a place here where they are needed. I'm told that they are being – the Army is – I think it's something like 400 a month are being done. And it's essentially a matter of physics. (you do know we control the laws of physics too, right?) It isn't a matter of money. (I got trillions to play with) It isn't a matter on the part of the Army of desire. It's a matter of production and capability of doing it.
As you know, you go to war with the Army you have. They’re not the Army you might want or wish to have at a later time. (So basically, you weren’t all that cool, but the plans were in motion and we can deal with collateral damage, no problem) Since the Iraq conflict began, the Army has been pressing ahead to produce the armor necessary at a rate that they believe – it's a greatly expanded rate from what existed previously, but a rate that they believe is the rate that is all that can be accomplished at this moment. (Because dammit…it is just so difficult to come off the bucks. I know…I know…but you’ve never had control of THIS MUCH MONEY, so don’t judge.)
I can assure you that General Pete Schoomaker and the leadership in the Army and certainly General Whitcomb are sensitive to the fact that not every vehicle has the degree of armor that would be desirable for it to have, but that they're working at it at a good clip. It's interesting, I've talked a great deal about this with a team of people who've been working on it hard at the Pentagon. And if you think about it, you can have all the armor in the world on a tank and a tank can be blown up. (So quit your damned whining and stop acting so all-important, you ain’t sh*t.) And you can have an up-armored humvee and it can be blown up. (I know this for a fact, me and Dickie boy used to blow them up for fun. Once, we put a monkey in the driver’s seat beforehand. You should have seen little Georgie laugh that day) And you can go down and, the vehicle, the goal we have is to have as many of those vehicles as is humanly possible with the appropriate level of armor available for the troops. And that is what the Army has been working on. We know we got money to burn, and anyway, you wouldn't understand unless you had control of this much money!
And General Whitcomb, is there anything you'd want to add to that? (I think he said something like this, “No, your eminence, I am not worthy.")
"...or the people who attacked the United States in New York, shot down the plane over Pennsylvania and attacked the Pentagon" (a possible slip up referring to the September 11, 2001 attacks[28]) Shot down, you know…the passengers shot down the terrorists’ plans to fly that plane into the Capitol Building…those people are the true heroes of the day. Never forget what happened to Flight 93 on 9/11. (Hey, what did happen)
(speaking about disorder in Iraq, April 2003) "It's untidy, and freedom's untidy. Free people are free to make mistakes and commit crimes and do bad things. They're also free to live their lives and do wonderful things." Guardian Unlimited, April 12, 2003 …and they’re free to accept our total control over their own destinies and natural resources and certainly free to lend us their undying gratitude for it.
(speaking about Iraq's weapons of mass destruction) "There's another way to phrase that and that is that the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence. It is basically saying the same thing in a different way. Simply because you do not have evidence that something does exist does not mean that you have evidence that it doesn't exist." I guess that depends on the meaning of exist and absence and it.
During a December 8, 2004, town-hall meeting with U.S. troops at Camp Buehring, Kuwait, Rumsfeld responded to a soldier's comments about inferior military equipment by saying "you go to war with the army you have", a comment some characterized as needlessly cold. Rumsfeld's full answer:
I talked to the General coming out here about the pace at which the vehicles are being armored. They have been brought from all over the world, wherever they're not needed, to a place here where they are needed. I'm told that they are being – the Army is – I think it's something like 400 a month are being done. And it's essentially a matter of physics. (you do know we control the laws of physics too, right?) It isn't a matter of money. (I got trillions to play with) It isn't a matter on the part of the Army of desire. It's a matter of production and capability of doing it.
As you know, you go to war with the Army you have. They’re not the Army you might want or wish to have at a later time. (So basically, you weren’t all that cool, but the plans were in motion and we can deal with collateral damage, no problem) Since the Iraq conflict began, the Army has been pressing ahead to produce the armor necessary at a rate that they believe – it's a greatly expanded rate from what existed previously, but a rate that they believe is the rate that is all that can be accomplished at this moment. (Because dammit…it is just so difficult to come off the bucks. I know…I know…but you’ve never had control of THIS MUCH MONEY, so don’t judge.)
I can assure you that General Pete Schoomaker and the leadership in the Army and certainly General Whitcomb are sensitive to the fact that not every vehicle has the degree of armor that would be desirable for it to have, but that they're working at it at a good clip. It's interesting, I've talked a great deal about this with a team of people who've been working on it hard at the Pentagon. And if you think about it, you can have all the armor in the world on a tank and a tank can be blown up. (So quit your damned whining and stop acting so all-important, you ain’t sh*t.) And you can have an up-armored humvee and it can be blown up. (I know this for a fact, me and Dickie boy used to blow them up for fun. Once, we put a monkey in the driver’s seat beforehand. You should have seen little Georgie laugh that day) And you can go down and, the vehicle, the goal we have is to have as many of those vehicles as is humanly possible with the appropriate level of armor available for the troops. And that is what the Army has been working on. We know we got money to burn, and anyway, you wouldn't understand unless you had control of this much money!
And General Whitcomb, is there anything you'd want to add to that? (I think he said something like this, “No, your eminence, I am not worthy.")
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Hi,Layla here.
How about this one- "I've been around the block a few times,and there's going to be another event" said on 9 11,after the towers were hit and before the pentagon was hit.This baffoon lets his ego do the talking even when it can incriminate him.
http://covertmatrix.atspace.com/index.html
The Wizard of Oz = The Crown Temple
This is not a mere child's story written by L. Frank Baum. What symbol does "Oz" stand for? Ounces/Gold? What is the yellow brick road? Bricks, or ingot bars of gold?
The character known as the Straw Man represents that fictitious ALL CAPS legal fiction - a PERSON - the Federal U.S. Government created with the same spelling as your Christian birth name. Remember what the Straw Man wanted from the Wizard of Oz? A brain! No legal fiction has a brain because they have no breath of life! What did he get in place of a brain? A Certificate. A Birth Certificate for a new legal creation. He was proud of his new legal status, plus all the other legalisms he was granted. Now he becomes the true epitome of the brainless sack of straw who was given a Certificate in place of a brain of common sense.
What about the Tin Man? Does Taxpayer Identification Number (TIN) mean anything to you? The poor TIN Man just stood there mindlessly doing his work until his body literally froze up and stopped functioning. He worked himself to death because he had no heart or soul. He's the heartless and emotionless creature robotically carrying out his daily task as if he was already dead. He's the ox pulling the plow and the mule toiling under the yoke. His masters keep him cold on the outside and heartless on the inside in order to control any emotions or heart he may get a hold of.
The pitiful Cowardly Lion was always too frightened to stand up for himself. Of course, he was a bully and a big mouth when it came to picking on those smaller than he was. They act as if they have great courage, but they really have none at all. All roar with no teeth of authority to back them up. When push came to shove, the Cowardly Lion always buckled under and whimpered when anyone of any size or stature challenged him. He wanted courage from the Grand Wizard, so he was awarded a medal of "official" recognition. Now, regardless of how much of a coward he still was, his official status made him a bully with "officially recognized" authority. He's just like the Attorneys who hide behind the Middle Courts of the Temple Bar.
What about the trip through the field of poppies? They weren't real people, so drugs had no effect on them. The Wizard of Oz was written at the turn of the century, so how could the author have known America was going to be drugged? The Crown has been playing the drug cartel game for centuries. Just look up the history of Hong Kong and the Opium Wars. The Crown already had valuable experience conquering all of China with drugs, so why not the rest of the world?
Who finally exposed the Wizard for what he really was? Toto, the ugly (or cute, depending on your perspective) and somewhat annoying little dog. Toto means "in total, all together;" Latin "in toto." Notice how Toto was not scared of the Great Wizard's theatrics, yet he was so small in size compared to the Wizard, no-one seemed to notice him. The smoke, flames and hologram images were designed to frighten people into doing as the Great Wizard of Oz commanded.
Toto simply went over, looked behind the "curtain" of the court - (see the definition for curtain above), saw it was a scam, and started barking until others paid attention to him and came to see what all the barking was about. Just an ordinary person controlling the levers that created the illusions of the Great Wizard's power and authority. The veil hiding the corporate legal fiction and its false courts was removed. The Wizard's game was up. It's too bad that people don't realize how loud a bark from a little dog is. How about your bark? Do you just remain silent and wait to be given whatever food and recognition, if any, your legal master gives you?
Let's not forget those pesky flying monkeys. What a perfect mythical creature to symbolize the Bar Association Attorners, who attack and control all the little people for the Great Crown Wizard, the powerful and grand Bankers of Oz - Gold.
What is it going to take to expose the Wizard and tear down the court veil for what they really are? Each of us needs only a brain, a heart, a soul, and courage. Then, and most importantly, we all need to learn how to work together. Only "in toto," working together as one body can we ever be free or have the freedom given under God's Law.
Bye, bye America.
http://onlinejournal.com/artman/publish/article_775.shtml
CAN'T SAY YOU WEREN'T WARNED, SUCKERS !
In 1863, Abraham Lincoln identified the International Bankers as the enemies of the United States of America and the enemies of all mankind :
“The money powers prey upon the nation in times of peace and conspire against it in times of adversity. It is more despotic than a monarchy, more insolent than autocracy, more selfish than bureaucracy. It denounces, as public enemies, all who question its methods or throw Light upon its crimes. I have two great enemies, the Southern Army in front of me and the bankers in the rear. Of the two, the one at my rear is my greatest foe ... corporations have been enthroned, and an era of corruption in high places will follow, and the money power of the country will endeavor to prolong its reign by working upon the prejudices of the people until the wealth is aggregated in the hands of a few, and the Republic is destroyed.”
THE ROTHSCHILDS OWN THE EARTH.
HOW DUMB ARE YOU U.S.(eless) DUMBASSES? PRETTY GODDAMNED DUMB, THAT'S FOR SURE.
"The modern theory of the perpetuation of debt has drenched the earth with blood, and crushed its inhabitants under burdens ever accumulating. I hope we shall crush in its birth the aristocracy of our moneyed corporations, which dare already to challenge our government to a trial of strength and bid defiance to the laws of our country. I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. Already they have raised up a moneyed aristocracy that has set the government at defiance. The issuing power (of money) should be taken away from the banks and restored to the people to whom it properly belongs."
- Thomas Jefferson, 1790 onwards
"If that mischievous financial policy which had its origin in the North American Republic [i.e., honest Constitutionally authorized debt-free money] should become indurated down to a fixture, then that government will furnish its own money without cost. It will pay off its debts and be without a debt (to the International Bankers). It will have all the money necessary to carry on its commerce. It will become prosperous beyond precedent in the history of the civilized governments of the world. The brains and wealth of all countries will go to North America. That government must be destroyed or it will destroy every monarchy (ie. Crown Colony) on the globe."
- The Hansard Circular (England), distributed to wealthy aristocrats by City of London banker-owned press, prior to the Civil War, 1862
"The Government should create, issue, and circulate all the currency and credits needed to satisfy the spending power of the Government and the buying power of consumers. The privilege of creating and issuing money is not only the supreme prerogative of Government, but it is the Government's greatest creative opportunity. By the adoption of these principles...the taxpayers will be saved immense sums of interest [by not having to borrow from privately-owned corporate banks]...Money will cease to be master and become the servant of humanity. Democracy will rise superior to the money power."
- Abraham Lincoln, Senate Document 23, Page 91, 1865
The division of the United States into federations of equal force was decided long before the Civil War by the high financial powers of Europe. These bankers were afraid that the U.S., if they remained as one block, and as one nation, would attain economic and financial independence, which would upset their financial domination over the world."
- Otto von Bismarck, Chancellor of Germany, 1876
"The death of Lincoln was a disaster for Christendom. There was no man in the United States great enough to wear his boots and the bankers went anew to grab the riches. I fear that foreign bankers with their craftiness and tortuous tricks will entirely control the exuberant riches of America and use it to systematically corrupt modern civilization."
- Otto von Bismarck, Chancellor of Germany, after Lincoln's assassination.
NOW, GUESS WHO KILLED ABE LINCOLN?
WHO HAVE ENGINEERED ALL WARS, ALL REVOLUTIONS AND WORLD ECONOMIC DEPRESSIONS FOR THE LAST 300+ YEARS?
WHO ORDERED 9/11?
SHOULDN'T BE TOO DIFFICULT FOR YOU, EH?
WHOOPS, I FORGOT :
"The people are only interested in Bread and Circuses ". --Juvenal, Roman Senator, before the fall of the Roman Empire.
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